Tuesday commemorates the passage of 19 years since an unfortunate incident involving a river cruise and an unexpected encounter with poop from the tour bus of the Dave Matthews Band.

The story goes a little something like this:

On the afternoon of August 8, 2004, a group of individuals embarked on an architectural boat cruise along the Chicago River. However, their serene journey took an unexpected turn as they passed beneath the Kinzie Street Bridge. Coinciding with this moment, the tour bus of the Dave Matthews Band was traversing the same bridge. In an unfortunate turn of events, a quantity of 800 pounds of human waste was released from the bus, cascading onto the unsuspecting passengers of the open-air cruise.

Yes, seriously.

The tour bus driver, responsible for this regrettable incident, admitted to the disposal of waste and subsequently faced consequences. These included the payment of a fine, a 1½-year probationary period, and engagement in community service.

The Dave Matthews Band, renowned for their grand outdoor performances, a series of popular hits, and their commitment to environmental advocacy, took steps to address the aftermath. The band chose to make amends by donating $50,000 to the Chicago Park District. This gesture aimed to initiate a process of healing for those affected by the incident.

Passengers aboard the cruise vividly recounted a deluge of noxious, brownish-yellow substance that not only spoiled their attire but also caused several individuals to fall ill.

Ironically, “Don’t Drink The Water” by the Dave Matthews Band has nothing to do with it…we just couldn’t let that unicorn of a fact go.

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